We love the fact that the whole cash-in-a-suitcase reveal completely mocks the Hollywood cliche - and even White is onto how misleading it is. Including a line that proves he clearly is not dumb. And so, he hatches a plan to bribe Peter - but not before spouting absolute nonsense and giving us some of the most infinitely quotable dialogue in cinema. And he reveals in this scene that he’s clearly scared that Average Joe’s can whoop his Purple Cobras. Touché indeed.Īlthough White talks a good game, he’s mostly all talk. After massaging his own ego, White decides to hit Peter with some put downs in the form of mimicking him, which is once again, classic White Goodman. Flaunting his new collection of athletes, White gatecrashes the Average Joes drinking at a bar and introduces his team one-by-one, including his deadly secret weapon - who Owen just so happens to have the hots for.
Speaking of picking your team, there’s always that one team who ends up with all the biggest and strongest players - and they’re usually captained by an insecure jackass like White Goodman. And he tops off his rallying speech by giving us the ultimate winning dodgeball formula in the form of the 5 Ds. Young Patches talks us through the rules and gives us a bit of advice on who to pick - and who not to pick - for the team. In an attempt to bring the guys up to speed on the rules and history of dodgeball, Patches O'Houlihan shows them this cheesy, retro video - with Hank Azaria brilliantly playing a young version of him. If only all of the educational videos in school were this much fun. Well, at least he’s paying him, which is something, right? Although this moment is terribly embarrassing, the crown jewel is Jason and that guy with his truck. only to find that there’s a group of women across the street doing the same thing. In an attempt to make some money - so they can save their gym - the guys of Average Joe’s slip on their slickest summer wear and offer to wash cars. Washing a car while wearing swimwear can help draw in customers, right? Well, yeah we guess, unless you are these guys. It’s pretty much all of the White Goodman-isms you can think of, at the same time. Not only does he pump up his ego before she arrives, but he goes on to boast about reading the dictionary, claim he wrestled a bull by the horns, misspell his name and ‘jokingly’ offers to shackle Kate up. And in this scene where he tries to ask Kate out on a date, while casually sipping vitamin water, we get White turned up to 11. Watching White Goodman trying to smooth talk someone is like watching a car crash. Get ready to “grab life by the ball!” Welcome to WatchMojo and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest DodgeBall Moments Everybody Remembers.įor this list, we’re focusing on the most hilarious moments from the 2004 sports comedy - from woeful pick-up lines to painful wrench shots. Top 10 Funniest DodgeBall Moments Everybody Remembers
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